Open road through the Yukon

On Two Wheels, For Better, For Worse

Two old fools, one bicycle, one motorcycle, and a marriage tested by every continent in between.

our story starts in Canada 2014

  • Clif at the Oregon coast seaside

    Epilogue

    The big ride is over, so naturally it’s time for a “relaxing” motorcycle holiday down the Oregon coast — a light aircraft, a mutiny in the cockpit, and a sulk…

  • Insta360 action-cam shot of a gravel road section on the ride back down towards Hope, BC

    Long Way From No Hope

    Back to the small town that broke them on a tandem bicycle eleven years ago — and the one lesson that’s carried every trip since: just keep moving.

  • A movie character carved from a tree trunk with a chainsaw, in a town famous for its chainsaw art

    Progress By Movie Character

    A cryptic “progress by movie character” photo — Susan’s idea of a fair riddle after the last one was, by her own admission, far too easy.

  • A pint of craft beer at a brewpub, British Columbia

    Progress By Beer

    Wally and Susan, back in a small British Columbia town whose name gets the guess-the-location treatment — you’ll know it when you see it.

  • Route map showing Panama City in the bottom right, Anchorage in the top left, and Vancouver marked as the trip's final destination

    How Wally Reached Anchorage

    Yellow dot: Panama City. Blue dot: Anchorage. Yellow star: Vancouver — the end, my friend. The map that shows how far this thing has actually gone.

  • Snow-capped peaks above a wide braided river valley and spruce forest, Alaska

    Long Way Up

    2,250 miles from Calgary to Anchorage in ten days flat — wildfire closures, gravel Susan despises, and grizzlies who own the road.

  • Outstanding mountain scenery along the Icefields Parkway between Banff and Jasper

    The Icefields Parkway

    North from Calgary along the Icefields Parkway, retracing a route they cycled in the opposite direction back in 2014 — a reunion with the road that’s aged rather better than…

  • Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park

    Yogi & Boo Boo Visit Jellystone

    Two days among geysers, bison and technicolour hot springs, before word that the road north is on fire — again.

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Act VI starts in March 2027: Bangkok to Edinburgh by motorcycle. New stories by email, nothing else.