Open road through the Yukon

On Two Wheels, For Better, For Worse

Two old fools, one bicycle, one motorcycle, and a marriage tested by every continent in between.

our story starts in Canada 2014

  • Sunset Boulevard

    A cheeky refund-guarantee question at a campsite called ‘Sunset View’ backfires spectacularly — the sunset delivers, and Clif’s Scottish thriftiness kicks in the next morning, refusing to hang around for…

  • Tour Du Canada

    Three days of repeat encounters with a fully-supported charter tour group crossing Canada — luggage carried, food bought, route sorted for a few thousand dollars. Now why didn’t they think…

  • Toronto to Kingston

    Back on the road after Florida, Susan’s shin splints finally healed — a chance reunion with Paul, who took their very first photo at the Mile 0 marker back in…

  • Ganin Yem

    Cycling east from Toronto, familiar-sounding place names prompt Susan’s Geordie remark from the back of the bike — ‘haddaway man, this is just like ganin yem’ — and Clif’s reply…

  • Back To Work

    A theme-park break in Florida with family ends with US Airways cancelling their connection and rebooking them from an airport 200 miles away — a persuasive plea and an Air…

  • Toronto

    Three months of eat-sleep-cycle metronomic routine catches up with them in Toronto — a bio-hazard-labelled storage locker for their cycling shoes, an Indian restaurant mysteriously out of chapatis, and roughly…

  • You Should Have Seen Me In My Prime

    Must have been a looker in its day. Weren’t we all.

  • Chen Guan Ming

    A Chinese farmer named Chen Guan Ming, pedalling a rickshaw against a headwind toward Manitoulin Island, is on his own multi-Olympics goodwill journey — having already cycled through 18 countries…