
On Two Wheels, For Better, For Worse
Two old fools, one bicycle, one motorcycle, and a marriage tested by every continent in between.
our story starts in Canada 2014

Three of Calgary’s finest police cyclists rescue them from a hopeless GPS, and a Champions League final at the Ship and Anchor ends with Susan drenched in celebration beer when…

Susan’s genius trick of downplaying a steep hill walk as ‘level 1.5km’ works exactly as intended — and at the Banff campsite, Clif reasons the bears are welcome to the…

232km of one of the world’s most scenic roads, through snow-dusted glaciers and passes above 6,800ft — a Sunwapta Pass whiteout, three pairs of socks, dreadful food at every motel,…

Three days taking in Jasper, opening with the view from the top of Whistlers Mountain before working through the surrounding Rockies.

A dedicated post for one specific friend back home, aimed squarely at his one true passion: a plate of gourmet chicken wings with blue cheese sauce, a close second to…

A moose appears roadside near Jasper, and Susan’s frantic warning — ‘he doesn’t like his photo taken,’ apparently read in a leaflet — keeps Clif from braking, cementing a new…

82km and 4,600ft of climbing — more ascent than Ben Nevis, though it felt like the Matterhorn — earns a rest day in Kamloops, justified entirely by the excellent beer…
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